[Scene: The O'Charley's on Nicholasville Road in Lexington]:
Coach Gillispie: Well, Jeanine, thanks again for meeting me here tonight. You look positively radiant.
Jeanine Edwards: Thanks, Coach. You're looking pretty dapper yourself. Don't tell me you got all dressed up just for me?
BG: Well, shucks, Jeanine. I know there are lots of guys out there who really want to talk to you. Heck, Bruce Pearl sent me a text message last week asking me if I thought he had a shot. But I told him probably not, considering the way he groped all over Erin Andrews last year. I know you're a woman who expects some loyalty. Some toughness. And some of these delicious chicken o'tenders for a "starter."
Jared Carter: Here's your chicken o'tenders, Coach.
BG: Thanks, Jared...wait, WHERE'S THE HONEY MUSTARD!?!?
JC: Sorry, Coach, I'll go get it right away.
JE: Fantastic. Coach, thanks again for pretending to not hear me in that interview on Tuesday. I swear, if word of our hot, torrid love affair breaks out because you are nice to me on national television, those slave drivers up in Bristol will not only fire me, they might assign my contract to FOX. So keep up the good work coach - our charade is working perfectly!
BG: You betcha, Jeanine.
JE: Keep it up, darling, and next season when the network picks up SEC basketball exclusively during the week, I might be able to stay over night. That would sure beat the quickie make-out sessions we have to improvise in the basement of Memorial Coliseum.
BG: [blushes] Works for me.
Fan: Hey, Coach, can I get a quick picture of you two?
JE: Quick, Billy, grab that microphone!
JE: Whew, that was close.